About This Blog & Me

Who The Hell Is Writing This?

Hey there. I'm someone (probably), though you might know me better as DR. CHAOS, self-proclaimed idea printer and professional procrastinator with a knack for pissing people off and thinking of things.

I turned 30 recently, looked around at my life, and had what you might call a minor existential meltdown. This blog is the aftermath of that explosion.

What Is This Place?

This isn't your typical "10 Ways To Be Productive" or "How I Made A Million Dollars By Age 25" blog. If that's what you're looking for, Google has about 50 million better options for you.

This is my digital corner where I dump the contents of my brain without worrying about:

  • Making money from it
  • Following a content schedule
  • Appeasing the algorithm gods
  • Pretending I have my shit together

It's raw, unfiltered thoughts from someone who's spent 8 years starting 5742 projects (slight exaggeration, but only slight) and finishing approximately zero of them. I've been somewhat successful and I'm looking to start with the next part of my journey on this planet we call earth.

Why Should You Read This?

Good question. Maybe you shouldn't.

Just read an article and don't forget to go fuck yourself if you don't like it.
- The writer

What To Expect

Inconsistency. That's the only consistent thing you'll find here.

I'll be writing when the idea printer in my brain decides to function, which happens either when:

  1. There's absolutely no pressure and I'm just thinking for the sake of thinking
  2. There's SO MUCH pressure that my brain goes into hyperdrive to avoid catastrophe
  3. I'll let you know when I actually figure it out

Topics might include:

  • Your momma
  • My momma

Posting Schedule

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I don't do schedules.

Contact Me

Please don't.

Welcome to the chaos. Make yourself comfortable. Or uncomfortable. Whatever works for you.